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JESUS MEETS MUHAMMAD -


TAGS: muhammad comic strip meets jesus
Rating: 4.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:59 am
Amsome bart, 5L


PEEP SHOW -




AMBIVALENCE - I don't know whether to laugh, vomit or cry. So I am doing all 3.


TAGS: midget stripper
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:34 am
DOn't mind G4loser... just hit it!
G4briel - April 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY???? You're gonna drown in your own puke, like Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham and many others!!!


Future -


TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.23/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Needs a continuation: "... and make a school teacher's annual salary every three months."
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. fuck you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and fucked up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


DEISM - My belief is symbolized by a RUBBER BAND?!?


TAGS: deism mobius strip
Rating: 2.18/5
JoshaGibs - August 8, 2013, 6:39 am
One person has ever said the mobius strip even has anything to do with the philosophy of Deism. Of course being the person who wants to make a necklace and profit off of it. That doesn't make it a true symbol of Deism. Trust me no one rallies around it.
ddSkul - April 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
1) Paper, not rubber 2)How does a mobius strip symbolize "your belief"?
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:56 pm
It's stunningly similar to what the rubber band indicates belief in.


GOALS -


TAGS: fat strippers
Rating: 4/5

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champ99 - March 10, 2011, 8:03 pm
I belly laughed! 5L's


PARENTS -


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

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sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.


HONESTY -


TAGS: crabs for lunch at stripjoint
Rating: 4.5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:10 am
I like it. 5 Biguns!


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


SESAME STREET - brought to you today by the letter "O".....myyy....


TAGS: sesame muppets strippers
Rating: 4.52/5

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Grimnir - May 31, 2012, 3:48 am
oHo oOhO YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP !


Portal Unlock -




BABYSITTING - There is the right way and there is this way




CHASTITY -




STIPPERS & COKE - Keeping live music rockin' & rollin' for over half a century!


TAGS: music audio strippes coke
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 11:52 pm
nope, they don't take them back
FuturoMan - November 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
OK, I fired the proofreader. May I edit this to correct the spelling?
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 9:55 pm
stripper, maybe?
GreyScorpion - November 30, 2010, 8:31 pm
whats a stipper?
rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:17 pm

nice twist on the theme


STRIPPING - I'm sorry daddy didn't pay attention to you. Here's a dollar, now dance bitch!


TAGS: stripping
Rating: 2.06/5

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Roamer - September 1, 2008, 9:11 pm
BTW it was my poster posted first.
Roamer - September 1, 2008, 9:10 pm
Death to those who blatantly re-post!
The White Rabbit - September 1, 2008, 6:34 pm
Fuck you....the ultimate come back.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 5:01 pm
Fuck you.
your mom - August 27, 2008, 3:20 pm
with over 20,000 motifakes on here how does someone who has a life know if one has been submitted before. stop commenting. your dumb
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 11:43 pm
See, i can't stand that type of stuff.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 11:39 pm
yes what MWLF said!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:39 pm
This exact picture and caption were submitted before. stop.


SEEN BETTER DAYS -




THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.


TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.


FIELD TRIPS - They just keep getting better and better.




MY HAPPY PLACE. - Is where Strippers and Hobos are Superheros.




THE FULL MONTY -




LOCATION - Please Remember For Your Successful Self-Employment: Some Of Our Business Models Won't Work In The East!




Annoying comics -




FUDGE STRIPES - Not just found in cookies..




INDECISION - It's frustrating when she can't make her mind up




PREDATORY ANIMALS - Men make this same face at strip clubs.




DRUNKS -


TAGS: if i told you once i told you twice red and white strips
Rating: 3.52/5

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LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
ROFLMAO! Ummmm, Ron? You just explained a whole LOT about yourself in that comment!!!
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
His son can only hope, eh Rerun?
rerun - October 26, 2009, 4:22 pm

worst part is he drove wife to hospital while drunk, violate his probation and will very well miss his new son 1st birthday as well.
RONSART - October 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
LOL.5L.believe it or not.but, is the same Hospital where I was born (of course, orginal building torn down yrs ago, now newer hospital)even had middle name named after-DEE-hated my mom for years for doing. Utah has it share of perverts-maybe its the water


IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING - We'll never ever never see Mooooooooooo again


TAGS: new strip club
Rating: 3.36/5

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BEAR BARE - Cubbybear bares it all....


TAGS: cubby bear bare nude nsfw strip
Rating: 2.77/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 11:59 am
Oh no, don't tell me he's going to start posing for his own posters!


GOING TO THE DOLLAR STORE - It really reminds me of a strip club. You spend all night tossing dollar bills at totally damaged goods...


TAGS: dollar store strip club dollars
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:02 am
LMAO off, so true so true!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 12:40 pm
yet at the store, you still can bring them goods h5me :)


GET A BETTER PERSPECTIVE! -




XRAY GLASSES - They didn't work until I went to the strip club, those guys are totally smoking hot !




YO BITCH! -


TAGS: don t forget my beggin strips
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by culos

LogicDude - November 19, 2009, 3:38 pm
Operator? Operator! It's that idiot Timmy - he's down the well again!


STRIPPING TEDDY -




COMMON GROUND - we have found it


TAGS: motifakers stripclub
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree with B00BIES! ...I mean...with this poster...5.
Anonymous2 - July 21, 2010, 12:30 am
I'm not there, I forgot the cover charge.
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2010, 2:07 pm
Thank you Airman for putting me in a spot with a nice view.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 11:32 am
I got as many as I could before I ran out of room. You always leave someone out but not on purpose. Now I have a picture folder full of Motifake avatars.. lucky me. Still don't have them all though. Haar's has disappeared.
GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
culos is on here, top R
GodsWorshipMe - July 20, 2010, 10:48 am
I'm on here and CULOS is not? There is an epic facepalm happening somewhere!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 10:10 am
If I see all these moti-guys there they definately have awesome, big, hot and spicy wings!! omnomnom
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 9:32 am
I'll go if they have good hot wings.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:30 am
TOC would never ever go there... and so would I! *cough*
CpnKangaroo - July 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
whose got the badger?
Derek - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Cubby must've arrived early (and Culos late)
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Just as filler pzy!
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 6:57 pm
Awesome, I'm included. 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one air.


THEATER & FINE ARTS DEGREE - When she said she had a job dancing in New York, I thought Broadway or maybe Rockettes, but not...


TAGS: dance stripper college
Rating: 4.6/5

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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 8:56 pm
nice out of the gate...5L


GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS -




STACKED DECK -




POP -


TAGS: ballons broken dreams stripper
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:55 pm
Nicely done... deep and light.


TAN LINES - Some one should tell her to turn around!


TAGS: tans stripes lines
Rating: 4.29/5

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fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:10 pm
Isn't it a tad reckless to keep a Zebra in one's home?


STRIPPERS - I bet these weren't the first thing that came to mind ...




CUBBY'S STRIPPERS -




VAMPIRES -




STRIP CLUBS - more fun when your sat in the right seat


TAGS: strippers
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
Hilarious concept, god-awful delivery.


STRIPES3 -


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.1/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:28 am
How about making a motifake with DIFFERENT words! Yeah! You can do that now! I know. It must be magical. The only logical explanation...


STRIPES -


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.07/5

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Ivellios - September 4, 2009, 10:57 pm
EEEWWWWWWWW...


STRIPES2 -


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.06/5

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Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 1:03 pm
Gorgeous wrestler


HENNESSY VERY SPECIAL - Make it a night to "Remember",or a night you'll always try to "FORGET" Lets see where the night leads us...


TAGS: kanye west taylor hicks mtv award hennessy cognac disorderly conduct stripper amber rose
Rating: 2.12/5

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TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 12:53 pm
Yeah...don't stereotype yourself or anything.


MOTHER'S PRIDE - The very moment Mom knows, The Family Tradition will indeed carry on.




Reverse Cowboy -




Look What We Made -


TAGS: striped bat gremlins cross breeding
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2014, 7:46 pm
Tidiness and toil. 5L


Tipping -


TAGS: stripper tipping canned foods mad
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:20 pm
Damm, missed the four for a dollar sale


Epiphany -




ATTRITION -


TAGS: quarters drinking alcohol spin the bottle stripper bikini
Rating: 4.28/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
LOL


EBP -


TAGS: trash cycle beginning stripper poledance
Rating: 4.13/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.


SEAN ON HOLIDAY - Always the coolest guy at the beach




BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom


TAGS: vegetarians can be convereted with a strip of bacon
Rating: 3.47/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:08 am
And they said Ghandi was smart!? Pssshh! 5L Mr. R!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm
*unintentional
Sean - September 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
Great punchline to an intentional joke.


CYCLOPS - Visionary Leadership




IT'S BEER - [email protected] B33R!!!!!1


TAGS: red stripe
Rating: 1.79/5
Hector - March 26, 2009, 10:46 pm
Used to be, Europeans thought we drank beer flavored water. These days, I agree with Fatty. We make as good a beer as is found anywhere. If you like a good buzz but a terrible hangover try some Indian beers. Very tasty. Very high alcohol content.
HtD - December 26, 2008, 4:12 am
Natural Ice. So delicious.
Shtoink - October 16, 2008, 6:39 am
i like some of the leinenkugel seasonal beers
Fatty - August 11, 2008, 1:21 pm
Sam Adams, Shiner Bock, Blue Moon, Lone Star (yeah, I said it), plus countless microbreweries making very good US beer.
the OTHER guy that destroyed your mailbox - August 5, 2008, 3:56 pm
attention the beer hunter!!! you! suck! we do not have good beer! deal with it! cuz i dont want to hear it anymore
Captain Douchebag - August 4, 2008, 2:21 pm
You must be some kind of retarded I've never heard of, then..
MFWLR - August 4, 2008, 2:00 pm
Because it tastes better than american beer.....
Captain Douchebag - August 4, 2008, 12:27 pm
MFWLR, you say American beer tastes like gnat piss..What the hell are you doing drinking gnat piss in the first place?
the Beer Hunter - August 4, 2008, 11:14 am
"We have plenty of excellent beer." Owkaye... name fifty :)
MFWLR - August 4, 2008, 10:16 am
Yes i did notice, i merely wondered if anyone else did...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 9:09 am
Tell me you didn't miss the large and obvious "Jamaican Lager" right under the name of the beer. Also, not all American beer tastes like gnat's piss. We have plenty of excellent beer.
MFWLR - August 4, 2008, 8:10 am
If it's american beer it'll taste like gnats piss
that guy that destroyed your mailbox last week - August 3, 2008, 11:43 pm
agreed. HOOORAAAYYY BEEER!!!


YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......




When Bill Clinton dies -


TAGS: bill stripper
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 6, 2016, 12:47 pm
Fantastic, UP yours
Silverheart - July 6, 2016, 10:34 am

HA! Nice.


A fashionable silencer -




MONKS QUIT -




Occupation: Stripper -




Julie Stokes -




Stripping -




College -


TAGS: college stripper money
Rating: 0/5

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Greeny - November 17, 2014, 6:01 am
said the vending machine...


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